Bad Date...Part 1

One day, when I was younger, I got a call from a female "friend" of mine in Cape Town whom I had not seen or heard from for over 3 years! She said said she'd be in JHB for a week the following week and wanted to meet up for dinner.

Being young, reckless, single and good-looking, I thought to myself, "hey, why not...you never know!"

I was to meet her at a designated area in a shopping mall for the date.

On the night, I was all revved up and ready to go. As I approached the designated meeting area, I noticed my friend and waved. She looked at me strangely.

As I approached closer, I said "hi! How are you". Again, she gave me this confused look. I was worried.

Anyway, I proceeded to try and converse with this confused creature. Eventually, she clicked and recognised me from 3 years ago!!

She had apparently called the wrong "Warren" and thought she was going on a date with the "other" Warren!


Man, I think I might have varied between 12 shades of red!


Needless to say, I left in a hurry!